Road Trip to Holland: Fake Florida Keys
Total Miles: 714 Miles
The Journey Begins: Southampton to Calais
The alarm woke me early on the 20th of August 2012, filled with the specific excitement that only a cross-border road trip can bring. By 8:00 am, the Clio was packed, and I was pulling out of Southampton. The drive across the South Coast toward Kent was smooth, with the morning sun clearing the horizon. I made excellent time, arriving at the Eurotunnel terminal well ahead of my 1:00 pm departure. After driving into the shuttle, the short transit flew by. At 2:24 pm local time, the train doors opened, and I rolled out onto French soil at Calais.
The Ring Road Detour
Leaving the terminal, I pointed the Clio toward the A26 motorway and set a course for Brussels. The roads were clear, the engine was running perfectly, and the initial stint through France felt effortless.That easy cruising came to an abrupt halt just past the Belgian border. A sudden road closure forced me off my planned route and straight into a navigation trap. Before I knew it, I was hopelessly stuck on a confusing ring road designated as the R4. To make matters worse, my mobile data had completely cut out abroad. Stranded without a map, I had to rely on old-school resourcefulness. I spotted the familiar golden arches of a McDonald's, pulled into the car park, and used their free Wi-Fi to download a fresh route out of the maze.
Tunnels, Bridges, and the Coastal Route
Determined to avoid further highway traffic, I chose a scenic escape plan: the coastal route into the Netherlands. This decision turned the trip into a spectacular drive. The landscape quickly shifted into a massive engineering marvel of interconnected islands.The Clio purred through a rapid succession of deep tunnels and massive bridges spanning open water. On the long, flat straights between the tunnels, I could finally drop a gear and let the car stretch its legs. Watching the North Sea landscape drop away below the bridges made the earlier stress of the R4 detour completely worth it.
Arrival in Hellevoetsluis
As evening approached, I finally reached my destination for the night: Hellevoetsluis in South Holland. Pulling into the town felt entirely surreal. The local architecture featured uniform, brightly coloured waterfront buildings that instantly reminded me of the Florida Keys. The only thing breaking the American coastal illusion was the sight of traditional Dutch windmills turning slowly in the distance.
I parked the Clio in the car park, turned off the ignition, and finally grabbed my bags. Exhaustion from the long day of driving, the navigation scare on the R4, and the intense focus required for the coastal tunnels was finally catching up with me. I checked in, made it to my room, and collapsed straight into bed to sleep for the night, eager to see what the rest of Holland looked like in the morning.